Upton Hill Regional Mini Golf (Ocean Dunes) – Arlington, VA

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Played on July 21, 2017

Reviewed by Mr. Tee

A Midsummer 2017 jaunt out east to Baltimore for the Pink Putter’s art project landed me with free time to travel the coast. A bucket list visit to the infamous steps of ground zero for Dischord Records in Washington, D.C. was on the docket so it seemed fitting to find out what the nation’s capital has to offer for mini golf. After a little research with help from my buddy Brian of Lovitt Records, I came across a few courses not far from the punk rock mecca.

Rating

Par – Despite several chipped obstacles, split seams, and wear on the turf, this is a solid mini golf adventure just over the D.C. border in Virginia. The way you move in, around, and above the water and putting spaces makes for an immersive experience. The creative variation of types of holes in addition to a few unique designs set this up to be an above average course but the wear and tear add up to bring these 18 holes back down to earth. The passage of time or the nearby variety of water sources have deteriorated the course in a few significant places. Still, as I gaze back on photos, I am tempted to move it up a spot to a birdie.

Dig this pelican
Let’s get moving
Overview of Holes 1-3
Twisting waterways come into play early and often
Split seams on the turf were common
Smart incorporation and layout in conjunction with the water feature
A smart putt is required to avoid falling prey to the water
Couple ways to the cup
Sweaty summer vibes
One of the few times where it is good to be in the hole
Appreciated the layout and use of depth
Taking a break before finishing the last few
Clubhouse and lighthouse
Pointing my foot right at the final resting place for the ball
Blind draw to potentially win a free round
Bucket list checked. Me at the Dischord House

Upton Hills Mini Golf Website

Pros

Quite a few challenging/long holes
Water feature wrapping around the course well integrated
Handful of unique and well-designed holes

Cons

Turf and number of obstacles seen better days
Condition of a few of the holes impacts play

Nerdy Notes

  • 18 Holes, Par 38
  • $6 – Adults. $5 – 12 & Under or over 55. $2.50 for a 2nd round. $3.50 – Swimming patrons at Ocean Dunes or per person for groups over 10. $40 for a discount ticket for 10 admissions
  • Rubber covered putters. Solid selection of colored balls. Flags in the holes.
  • After you finish, you can do a blind pick of mini golf balls to win a free game
  • Located adjacent to the Ocean Dunes Waterpark
  • Other entertainment includes batting cages and walking trails. High adventure ropes course to be added in the future.
  • Part of the NOVA Parks / Northern Virginia Regional Park Authority

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